I wouldn't be afraid of spiders if I could just talk to them, you know?

Me:Oh, hey whoa, this shower is occupied.
Spider:Omg man I didn't see you there.
Me:We cool?
Spider:Yeah, yeah, we're cool. I'm just coming down to scope out the tub.
Me:Oh, that's legit. Hey, you might wanna move over some--you're descending right into the shower stream and I don't want you to drown.
Spider:Hey thanks, bud. I'll be careful.
Me:So...can I get out now?
Spider:Sure, sure! Sorry I'll just move over here.
Me:Thanks. You have a nice night. Don't come into my bedroom, okay?
Spider:Nah, that's your space. We're cool. Have a great evening.
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In life, you’ll never have exactly what you want, but in the end God always gives you exactly what you NEED.

yanilavigne:

(Quotes here)

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pxlbyte:

SNES Games Invade The Real World

Article || Source || Gallery || Games

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I miss being your best friend

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1 week ago

Khaled Hosseini - The Kite Runner

(via surendranauth)

(Source: behindblueyes, via ecirahcmai)

There is only one sin, only one. And that is theft. Every other sin is a variation of theft… When you kill a man, you steal a life. You steal his wife’s right to a husband, rob his children of a father. When you tell a lie, you steal someone’s right to the truth. When you cheat, you steal the right to fairness.
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fightxtoxdream:

ORB1 WIreless Bluetooth Floating Sound System.
I didn’t even know things like this existed.

fightxtoxdream:

ORB1 WIreless Bluetooth Floating Sound System.

I didn’t even know things like this existed.

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