this literally blew my mind
(Source: yodiscrepo, via fallingintohisgrace)
you had me at sweepy sweeps
(Source: pleatedjeans, via fallingintohisgrace)
| Me: | Oh, hey whoa, this shower is occupied. |
| Spider: | Omg man I didn't see you there. |
| Me: | We cool? |
| Spider: | Yeah, yeah, we're cool. I'm just coming down to scope out the tub. |
| Me: | Oh, that's legit. Hey, you might wanna move over some--you're descending right into the shower stream and I don't want you to drown. |
| Spider: | Hey thanks, bud. I'll be careful. |
| Me: | So...can I get out now? |
| Spider: | Sure, sure! Sorry I'll just move over here. |
| Me: | Thanks. You have a nice night. Don't come into my bedroom, okay? |
| Spider: | Nah, that's your space. We're cool. Have a great evening. |
I miss being your best friend
(Source: behindblueyes, via ecirahcmai)
There is only one sin, only one. And that is theft. Every other sin is a variation of theft… When you kill a man, you steal a life. You steal his wife’s right to a husband, rob his children of a father. When you tell a lie, you steal someone’s right to the truth. When you cheat, you steal the right to fairness.
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I didn’t even know things like this existed.