souljaboyemoji:

souljaboyemoji:

ammit420:

*dick hard but i gotta stand up*

image

did u kno if u flex any muscle fah 60 seconds ya meat will retreat

I went 20 years w/o knowin my dick gotta cheat code, I needa spread tha good word

(via thehomiejazz)

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1 month ago

spinachandchocolate:

unamusedsloth:

If alcohol labels told the truth.

Oh my gosh, heyyyyyyyyy

(via itsexclusive)

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1 month ago

Marco, Starting Over Again (via perfect)

(Source: daneataye, via nikoleevette)

I can never unlove you. I’ll just love you in a different way now.
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1 month ago
badoutlawwolf:

mnlmnz:

askfordoodles:

napoleon-and-the-bonapartes:

This bird knows he looks amazing.

Frogmouths are indeed very handsome devils…

Until they open their mouth…

and you realize they are basically bird muppets.

… no comment…
For extra lulz check out these awesome birds’ awkward baby photos:


I WAS NOT EXPECTING THE HEAD TO BODY RATIO TO BE SO CLOSE TO JUST 1:1

This is a “The Expectation vs The Reality” picture in bird form.

badoutlawwolf:

mnlmnz:

askfordoodles:

napoleon-and-the-bonapartes:

This bird knows he looks amazing.

Frogmouths are indeed very handsome devils…

Until they open their mouth…

and you realize they are basically bird muppets.

… no comment…

For extra lulz check out these awesome birds’ awkward baby photos:

I WAS NOT EXPECTING THE HEAD TO BODY RATIO TO BE SO CLOSE TO JUST 1:1

This is a “The Expectation vs The Reality” picture in bird form.

(via makingplansdrawingmaps)

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Posted
1 month ago

misscinemafanatic:

We have learned from Bubba the many ways of making shrimp…

(via makingplansdrawingmaps)

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1 month ago

cvroline:

There are 5 types of fear

1. Terror
2. Panic
3. 14 missed calls from mom
4. Username or password is incorrect
5. “We need to talk”

(via makingplansdrawingmaps)

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1 month ago

jackofficers:

liquor before beer youre in the clear

beer before liquor youll be okay dont be a little bitch

(Source: screenspender, via makingplansdrawingmaps)

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1 month ago